theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

(via thats-so-batman)

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir, via thats-so-batman)

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via thats-so-batman)

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

wow this is so accurate why

(Source: dropdeadesu, via thats-so-batman)

  • England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
  • America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”
  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right