• England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
  • America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”
  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right


my problem with taylor swift isnt that she dates lots of guys, it’s that she’s 23 years old and is still stuck in her high school phase of life where if a guy broke up with her he’s THE WORST OMG and there’s no such thing as a normal breakup, and then she has the nerve to keep billing herself as the innocent sweet southern belle when she has a list of dudes a mile a long and shames other women in her songs for doing the exact fucking thing she’s doing.

(Source: liache, via meganpaigejolliff)