• England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
  • America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”
  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

rustbloods:

my problem with taylor swift isnt that she dates lots of guys, it’s that she’s 23 years old and is still stuck in her high school phase of life where if a guy broke up with her he’s THE WORST OMG and there’s no such thing as a normal breakup, and then she has the nerve to keep billing herself as the innocent sweet southern belle when she has a list of dudes a mile a long and shames other women in her songs for doing the exact fucking thing she’s doing.

(Source: liache, via meganpaigejolliff)